Coming soon - The stories from Lohe and Benno

Official Headquarters of Zoomies, Toe Bites & Unfiltered Feline Opinions Coming Soon… We’re still pawing at the keyboard and knocking over coffee cups, but our blog is almost ready! Soon, you’ll be able to read our daily dispatches: – Chaotic morning reports – Deep philosophical thoughts at 3AM – Candid reviews of various snacks – Tales of toe attacks, window patrols, and ghost mentor Basil’s wisdom – And breaking updates on the Red Dot War Basically, all the important things our servant refuses to put in his boring spreadsheets. So fluff up your tail, get comfy, and stay tuned. The internet is about to get 200% more whiskered. – Lohe & Benno (Editors-in-Chief, Chaos Department) 🐾