🎙️ WHISKERS & WONDERS PRESENTS:
“Eight Paws, Two Tails, Four Ears… and One Eye”
Interviewed by Lohe & Benno
(Benno adjusts his tiny microphone. Lohe polishes his whiskers. The stage lights are dimmed as two truly iconic cats arrive — one radiating sunny zen, the other walking like a queen who hears everything, sees nothing, and still rules the house.)
🐾 Introduction
Lohe:
“Benno, are we sure these guests are real? I think I just got judged by a cat with no eyes.”
Benno:
“Confirmed. She blinked at me. Mentally.”
Lohe:
“Dear listeners, today we welcome two feline legends from Finland — all the way from the alleys of Dubai. Please give a warm paw-plause to Captain Sparrow and Goggles, also known as Sparre & Coco!”
Sparre (nodding slowly):
“Mmm. Nice vibe here. Where’s the balcony?”
Coco (sniffing the room):
“I sense drama. I like it.”
🎤 Round 1: Life Before Finland
Benno:
“You both started from the streets of Dubai. Tell us more.”
Coco:
“Hot pavement. Loud cars. No snacks. Zero fashion.”
Sparre:
“Found a hoomin. Stayed. Had shrimp. Never left.”
Lohe:
“You mean the shrimp sealed the deal?”
Sparre:
“Shrimp seals all deals, my friend.”
🎤 Round 2: One Eye, No Eyes
Benno:
“You’ve got four ears, eight paws… and only one eye between you. That’s… amazing.”
Coco (with dramatic flair):
“Sight is overrated. I see with my soul.”
Sparre:
“And I just turn my head. Easy fix.”
Lohe (curious):
“Do you bump into stuff?”
Coco:
“No, I bump into destiny. Also, walls. Sometimes.”
🎤 Round 3: Everyday Royal Life
Benno:
“What’s your daily routine?”
Sparre:
“Balcony. Sun. More balcony. Maybe snacks.”
Coco:
“Laps. Cuddles. Judging. Cardboard box destruction. And naps… many dramatic naps.”
Lohe:
“And… I heard about a litter incident?”
Coco (gasping):
“They changed the sand. The horror! The scent was not… baby powder! So yes, I peed in the bed. I regret nothing.”
Sparre:
“I told them. Coco means business.”
🎤 Round 4: Age, Grace & Sass
Benno:
“You’re both grown-ups now, right?”
Sparre (stretching):
“15. A fine vintage.”
Coco:
“I’m 12. But emotionally? Timeless.”
Lohe:
“Any advice for younger cats?”
Coco:
“Always demand proper litter. And sit on every lap.”
Sparre:
“Sun heals. So does shrimp.”
🎤 Farewell Thoughts
Benno:
“This was our most glamorous interview yet. Any final message to our listeners?”
Coco:
“Know your worth. And your litter preference.”
Sparre:
“And if you find a warm balcony and a kind hoomin — stay.”
🎬 END OF INTERVIEW
Next week: “Why Lohe is Still Suspicious of the Dishwasher: A Tale of Humming Machines”