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🎙️ LIVE FROM THE ROYAL WHISKER STUDIO:

“Whiskers & Wonders” – Episode: A Royal Interview with Prinssi
Hosted by: Lohe & Benno

(Opening mewsic plays. Lohe is in a miniature velvet cape. Benno is wearing a plastic crown slightly sideways. They sit proudly across from a majestic tabby with a commanding presence and slightly ruffled ear—Prinssi.)

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👑 The Arrival

Lohe (bowing slightly):
“Ladies and gentlecats, tonight we are honored to welcome feline royalty. A guardian, a hunter, a biscuit-making lap purrer, and friend of the late King Basil—please give your warmest tail flick to… Prinssi!”

Prinssi (with a low royal purr):
“Thank you, noble kittens. I have walked many rooftops to be here.”

Benno (whispers):
“I think he smells like shrimp and wisdom.”

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🎤 Round 1: Origins of Royalty

Lohe:
“Let’s begin at the beginning. Tell us, noble Prinssi, how did your hoomin find you?”

Prinssi:
“I was but a humble wanderer, surviving on instinct and raindrops. One day, a kind hoomin saw potential in me… took me in, offered warmth and kibble. I stayed. The house became my castle.”

Benno:
“Were there trials? Dragons? Dogs?”

Prinssi:
“Once, a hedgehog looked at me the wrong way. I simply blinked him into submission.”

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🎤 Round 2: Kingdom Duties & Past Bonds

Lohe:
“We heard you were close with… King Basil.”

Prinssi (pauses, tail flicking gently):
“A true monarch. We spent many sunbeams together. He ruled indoors. I patrolled the outdoors. Sometimes we disagreed… claws were shown… but always with respect.”

Benno (softly):
“We never met him, but we feel his legacy.”

Prinssi:
“And he would’ve liked you both. Especially your zoomies.”

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🎤 Round 3: Gifts, Snacks & Secrets

Lohe:
“We heard you bring gifts to your hoomin?”

Prinssi:
“Indeed. Mice. Once a sock. I believe in giving back. Symbolic offerings, you know.”

Benno:
“Do the gifts have to be… wiggly?”

Prinssi:
“Not always. But the dramatic effect helps.”

Lohe:
“Favorite food?”

Prinssi (without hesitation):
“Shrimps. The small pink jewels of the sea. I would sell my tail tip for a shrimp buffet.”

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🎤 Bonus Round: Biscuit-Making & More

Benno:
“You make biscuits?”

Prinssi:
“With purpose. On laps only. Preferably after sunset. Bonus points if the hoomin is wearing black.”

Lohe:
“Do you ever sleep?”

Prinssi:
“I meditate in 3-hour power cycles.”

Benno:
“Do you ever get bored?”

Prinssi:
“I chase leaves and question reality at 2am like every other cat.”

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🎤 Reflection & Farewell

Lohe:
“Prinssi, you’ve lived many lives in one. Any advice to younger cats?”

Prinssi:
“Claim your space. Respect your hoomin. And always… always pee outside the litter box only if it’s political.”

Benno (wide-eyed):
“He’s a genius.”

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Prinssi (rising slowly):
“Thank you, young lords. Now, if you’ll excuse me… I believe there’s a shrimp in the moonlight calling my name.”

Lohe & Benno (in unison):
“All hail Prinssi!”

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🎬 End of Interview
Next week on Whiskers & Wonders: “Is Your Human Hiding Snacks? – The Scent-Based Investigation” 🐾