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🎙️ LIVE FROM THE ROYAL WHISKER STUDIO:

“Whiskers & Wonders” – Episode: Flight of the Fluff Commander
Hosted by: Lohe & Benno
Guest: The indomitable Teddy Bear 🧸🐾

(Opening mewsic plays. Lohe adjusts a toy telescope. Benno is wearing aviation goggles upside down. A distant thump shakes the studio as Teddy Bear lands atop the interview table in one dramatic leap.)

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🧸 The Arrival

Lohe (awed):
“He flew here. Did anyone check the roof?”

Benno (brushing off fur):
“I felt that in my whiskers. Studio’s still standing though.”

Lohe (grinning):
“Ladies and gentlecats, joining us tonight is a true legend of fluff, a climbing champion, bookshelf bouncer, and furniture stress tester—welcome, Teddy Bear!”

Teddy Bear (with a purr like distant thunder):
“Pleasure. I leap, therefore I am.”

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🎤 Round 1: The Path of Power

Benno:
“So. The Leap. It’s been whispered about in cat forums. Tell us how it begins.”

Teddy Bear:
“It starts with a twitch of the tail and a glint in the eye. I charge full speed from the rug, soar onto the desk—ignore the hoomin shriek—vault to the upper credenza, then ascend to the throne: the bookshelf top.”

Lohe:
“Do you train? Or were you born this way?”

Teddy Bear (licks paw):
“I was born with fluff. The rest… came with glory and gravity denial.”

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🎤 Round 2: High Places, Higher Drama

Benno:
“Is it true you weigh… twenty pounds?”

Teddy Bear (with pride):
“Twenty majestic, aerodynamic pounds. I bring thunder wherever I land. The hoomin’s desk has survived every impact—so far.”

Lohe (in awe):
“Do bookcases fear you?”

Teddy Bear:
“Only if they’re weak.”

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🎤 Round 3: Snacks, Toys & Cat Philosophy

Lohe:
“Favorite snack?”

Teddy Bear:
“Anything crunchy that sounds like victory.”

Benno:
“Favorite toy?”

Teddy Bear:
“The red dot. It mocks me. One day, it will fall.”

Lohe (nods solemnly):
“Spoken like a true warrior.”

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🎤 Bonus Round: Cat Wisdom

Benno:
“If you could give advice to kittens dreaming of flight…?”

Teddy Bear:
“Climb high. Leap with conviction. And never land softly—make your presence known.”

Lohe:
“Do you believe in ghosts?”

Teddy Bear (looking up):
“Yes. I believe King Basil watches. He sees all leaps. Judges them silently. Guides those of us with ambition… and fluff.”

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🎤 Reflection & Farewell

Benno:
“Teddy, it’s been an honor. Will you be leaping out the window to leave?”

Teddy Bear:
“Please. I came down the chimney. I’ll leave through legend.”

Lohe (whispers):
“He vanished mid-sentence… just a poof of fur remains.”

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🎬 End of Interview
Next week on Whiskers & Wonders: “Inside the Great Paper Bag Conspiracy – Why Do They Crinkle at 2AM?”